- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.
— Buddha (via wanduring)
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pyjamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pyjamas
Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
— Benjamin Franklin (via thisisthehorrorshow)
