*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*
- uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- ew fat chicks
- why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
- ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
- why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
- oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
- haha girls suck at math/science/sports
- a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
- why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
- oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not
- better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
- yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop